The Onion: American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

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The Onion: American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

Here’s a beauty from The Onion that’ll probably make you laugh, AND cry: WASHINGTON—Citing a desire to gain influence in Washington, the American people confirmed Friday that they have hired high-powered D.C. lobbyist Jack Weldon of the firm Patton Boggs to help advance their agenda in Congress. Known among Beltway insiders for his ability to […]

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The Most Employed City in Amerika? Washington DC, Of Course

Is it any surprise that among metro areas with populations above 1,000,000, Washington DC has the lowest unemployment rate? The Wall Street Journal reports: Among metro areas with populations over one million, Las Vegas had the highest jobless rate at 14.5% and Washington, D.C. and surrounding suburbs had the lowest at 6.4%. That’s funny, because […]

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