The Onion: American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

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Here’s a beauty from The Onion that’ll probably make you laugh, AND cry: WASHINGTON—Citing a desire to gain influence in Washington, the American people confirmed Friday that they have hired high-powered D.C. lobbyist Jack Weldon of the firm Patton Boggs to help advance their agenda in Congress. Known among Beltway insiders for his ability to […]

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