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Here’s a beauty from The Onion that’ll probably make you laugh, AND cry: WASHINGTON—Citing a desire to gain influence in Washington, the American people confirmed Friday that they have hired high-powered D.C. lobbyist Jack Weldon of the firm Patton Boggs to help advance their agenda in Congress. Known among Beltway insiders for his ability to […]
Funny stuff as always from The Onion: Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows
Stated as eloquently as only The Onion can: WASHINGTON—Despite ongoing economic woes and a jobless rate that has been approaching 10 percent, U.S. unemployment projections drastically improved Monday after the consumption of five beers. “It’s going up,” leading economist David Singleton said confidently, indicating the predicted growth in jobs with an upward wave of a […]
Here’s an update on the government efforts to revive the economy…courtesy of The Onion, here’s your afternoon entertainment! Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker
Great piece of coverage here by the Onion News Network, as they uncover a desperation move by the US Treasury to raise funds by trading gold reserves through Cash4Gold.com. Enjoy! US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com Hat tip to our friends at The Daily Crux for finding this gem.
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